Writings of a would-be smallholder in rural Monmouthshire....

Ancient David Brown Tractor, Ben - Head of Sales!, The Great Oak, Monmouthshire Tymawr Farm

Ancient David Brown Tractor, Ben - Head of Sales!, The Great Oak, Monmouthshire Tymawr Farm

Sunday, 1 July 2012

Pigs #14: My Wonderful Jo!

The pigs went to slaughter on the 25th June, and returned from www.NSJames.co.uk as meat on the 29th.  Unfortunately I had to work away from home that week, so didn't return until about 10PM on the 29th, leaving Jo to deal with all the meat in my absence.

I had expected that she would basically just get it all somehow into the freezer, in the shortest possible time, which would be entirely reasonable considering that she has got 2 little children to look after (plus arguably one big one!).

However, what actually happened was:

Richard from Morris Free Range Meats and Horticulture dropped the 4 great big cardboard boxes of meat back from www.NSJames.co.uk at about 4PM on Friday.  Jo had the kitchen thoroughly scrubbed / bleached / disposable plastic table cloth in place, freezer bags, permanent pen, weighing scales all in position.  She decanted the sausages from approx. 9kg bags into quantities of 6, weighed each bag and recorded, broke down the chops from bags of 4 to bags of 2 (they were BIG chops), cut up the Loin roast into sensible sized joints, and generally worked incredibly hard until about 9:30PM putting the meat away!  I am so lucky to have such a brilliant, clever and hard working wife!  I am now totally confident that when we do finally take the plunge and do this full time, we will complement each other brilliantly and make a great success of it!

I should also point out that Jo did this in the midst of managing a poorly cat, a broody chicken, an under-the-weather little boy and an absent husband!  She is wonderful!

Summarising the data that Jo recorded, and comparing it with the brilliant [ http://www.askthemeatman.com/pork_carcass_breakdown.htm , accessed 8th May 2012] we get:
% Liveweight
Meatman 'Standard Pig' Big Pig Small Pig
Shoulders: 10.60% 17.20% 13.54%
Loins: 12.16% 10.46% 9.98%
Belly: 13.56% 7.43% 7.29%
Legs: 13.44% 14.43% 14.56%
Total Useable: 49.76% 49.52% 45.36%
Based on Liveweight (kg) 114 84 73

I'm pretty happy with the percentages above.  I think the fairly large differences between shoulders (higher), loin & belly (lower) are explained by me asking that the Shoulders & 'All Trimmings' be made into sausages or mince, meaning that in Jo's data I can't distinguish between the main cuts and the 'trimmings' from each.  Therefore the shoulders are probably boosted by the 'trimmings' from the loins & belly.

The detailed breakdown of exactly what we did with the pigs is detailed below:

Big Pig
Weight (g)
Shoulder & Trimmings: Sausages: 18059
Leg: Joints: 12120
Belly: Ribs: 6242
Loins: Chops: 8786
Offal: Kidneys / Liver: 2017
Total 43612.2
Small Pig
Shoulder & Trimmings: Mince: 9882
Leg: Joints: 10628
Belly: Rolled Joints: 5319
Loins: Chops: 7286
Offal: Kidneys / Liver: 1400
Total: 34515

We aren't able to sell meat from these pigs, just to use it ourselves and give it as gifts to friends / family, but will make sure that we have all the necessary paperwork etc. in place so that we can sell the next batch.

If we were able to sell any, having had a quick look at the 'extra special' or 'finest' ranges in the supermarkets, our prices would be:
Per Kilo Per Pack Normal Pack size (g) Notes
Sausages: £7.00 £2.80 400 Approx. 6 good sized sausages
Leg Joints: £8.00 £14.00 1750 Very generously serves 6 and probably 8
Rolled Belly Joints: £7.00 £5.60 800 Generously serves 4
Chops: £8.00 £3.60 450 2 Large Chops
Ribs: £7.50 £7.50 1000 Barbeque Favourite
Offal:  £5.00 £1.25 250 Kidneys or Liver

If you are local and interested please use the 'Contact Us' form to reserve some from the next batch!  Alternatively if you are a 'Friend or Family' (or think you might qualify!) give us a call!

Pictures below of the first Tymawr-Farm Roast Dinner!  Absolutely delicious! 


Pigs # 13 - Pigs Departure Part Two!

Richard from Morris Free Range Meats & Horticulture was due to arrive at 7AM, so I was outside at 6:15, with my bucket of feed and fingers, toes etc. crossed.  First I walked the route from the mouth of the 'exit pathway' to the Alpaca shed, propping open gates, moving the cars to try to create a bit of a barrier and generally fretting.  At about 6:30 I checked all my paperwork (movements of pigs have to be 'booked' and registered via [ http://www.eaml2.org.uk/ami/home.eb] which actually seems to work fairly well, albeit a bit 'clunkily' as is the case with all 'big company' IT systems in my experience!), took a deep breath and opened the gate to the pigs enclosure.

"Pigs! Pigs!  I've got your breakfast here!  Follow me for your breakfast!" I called.  They followed me really well up the 'exit pathway', Big Pig with her nose actually in the bucket, and Small Pig trying her best to get her nose in too!  The next part went surprisingly well too, being a sharp right turn and into the garden via a narrow gate.  Once we were in the garden however, the pigs started to find everything extremely interesting and galloped about exploring the new area.  Lots of bucket banging and calling later, I'd persuaded them into the Alpaca shed and poured a pan of food onto the floor which they happily tucked into.  At this point Richard arrived and started to back the trailer towards the shed door.  He then pointed out that we would need to keep the pigs away from the shed-gate while we opened it (of course, I'd poured their food right next to the shed-gate!).  So more bucket banging, calling and persuading saw the pigs tucking into another pan of food, behind a hurdle, away from the shed-gate.  We got the trailer backed up and led them into it with more food.  We quickly shut the trailer, I passed Richard the paperwork and we said goodbye.

I rushed off to work, and soon got consumed in the day to day rush, not thinking about the journey the pigs were taking, just trusting Richard and www.NSJames.co.uk to look after them and treat them kindly and with respect.

How I wish that I could do this 'smallholding' business properly and not cram it into my 'spare time'!